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我們聊天的時(shí)候總需要一兩句笑話來(lái)調(diào)節(jié)氣氛，我們來(lái)看看幽默詼諧的英語(yǔ)笑話賞析學(xué)習(xí)一下吧。

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
服務(wù)員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么？
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir.
看起來(lái)象是在仰泳，先生。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服務(wù)員，我的湯里有只蒼蠅！
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
別擔(dān)心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會(huì)干掉它。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服務(wù)員，我的湯里有只蒼蠅！
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服務(wù)員，我的湯里有只蒼蠅！
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
服務(wù)員，我的湯里有只蒼蠅！
It's OK, Sir, there's no extra charge.
沒關(guān)系，先生，我們不會(huì)另收錢。

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
服務(wù)員，我的湯里有只蒼蠅！
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
對(duì)不起，先生，我弄走另外三只時(shí)忘了這只。

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
服務(wù)員，我的湯里有只死蒼蠅！
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
服務(wù)員，我的湯里有只死蒼蠅！
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
一美元你想要什么——活的？

Waiter, there's a bee in my soup!
服務(wù)員，我的湯里有只蜜蜂！
Yes sir, it's the fly's day off.
是的，先生，今天蒼蠅放假。


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